Topics discussed on today's show: Hug a G.I., Adrian Brody Speech, Fat Tuesday, New Telescope, Carl Dean, Gene Hackman Update, American Idol, Thin The Heard, Dysentery in Portland, Kroger CEO, Birthdays, History Quiz, Kisses on the Lips, Get The Fake Out, Cheeto Pokemon, Remove the Joke, Maz Jobrani, How did you hurt yourself?, and Apologies.