Topics discussed on today's show: Heidi's Knee, Morongo Event, Presidents Day, Science News, Sports News, Birthdays, History Quiz, Ash Wednesday, Balloon Sculpture, Presidents Day Facts, Little Johnny's Growing Pot, 20 in 23, The Trendmill, Things You Don't Clean, Dad Jokes, Things All Men Do, Women In Their Prime, Give The Dog Too..., and Apologies.