Comedian Cristela Alonzo stops by to talk about drawing penises, tambourines, and 8 balls. Catch her at the Brea Improv this weekend. Tickets at improv.com.

Comedian Leslie Liao stops by the show to talk about her driving skills, dating history, and up coming shows at the Irvine Improv. Tickets at improv.com/irvine.

Toto's Steve Lukather stops by the show to talk about his upcoming performance at the Hollywood Bowl. Tickets available at hollywoodbowl.com.

HF takes calls from listeners where their story ends with "and it was FECES!"